About me


Hi! I’m a copywriter who’s trilingual (English, Portuguese, Spanish, amateur francais), 
slightly below the average height for the North American male (Marcin, 2018)
not particularly hung-up on the prior, and a despiser of run-on sentences. 

I eat, sleep, and breath advertising. See me here?  You think I’m dozing off, taking a break to count sheep?

No. 

I’m ideating.





Contact me. I’ll take a brief break from ideating to respond.

samuelhaggard2@gmail.com

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